“OMG, you’re a writer, really?” Well, I’d like to think so – monetizing a creative hobby has real ‘late stage capitalist dystopia’ vibes but, whatever. I’ve got bills to pay and cats to feed. Here’s more about my stupid scifi stories:
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Table for One What kind of idiot stumbles into a refugee camp and thinks ‘everything is free?’ Jimmy G is that idiot and his desire for a hot meal is about to put him in the hottest water. Get the Audio Book Here:
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The Superhero Shrink “How does a superhero need therapy? You’ve got superpowers – be happy!” Elevated beings and their first-superhero-world problems are more complicated than you think. Watch Dr. Christopher try to get their angst and their abilities within some kind of mental control. Or just laugh at the fact that superheroes act like dweebs, too. Get the Audio Book Here:
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World War Four – What kind of stupid idea is that: robocalls starting World War Four? What happened to World War Three? Why is there only one human left alive – that doesn’t make any sense! AIs and machine learning could never destroy the world – that’s impossible!
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Conspiraco – How dumb do you have to be to take a utopia and try to tear it down?? I can’t believe there’s an actual government agency devoted to creating fake conspiracy theories just so mouth-breathing waterheads stop trying to destroy the domestic tranquility. Worst idea, ever!
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Necktie Party – Oh yeah, right – neurolink tuple-processing re-writes the history of a failed small town in the Deep South and precipitates a terrorist attack on America – gimme a break. Then there’s this group of soaking wet townspeople trying to kill the guy who was trying to save him. What does that old retired sheriff think he’s doing, talking them out of murder? Is it simple mob justice or is there something else to the story? Go back to watching Matlock, that rope will never kill anyone.
Get a copy from your favorite or not-so-favorite bookstore – or go into a book store and rub dirty fingers all over a brand new book and then put it back on the shelf. They love that.
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Call of the Void – Okay, so like – what? Kids jailbreak VR systems as a new form of extreme sports? Some of them get so deep inside the system that they can commit suicide and then there are other kids who go in after them? That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard of – nobody’s gonna jailbreak a video game system!
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The Conquered – Yeah, yeah, yeah – humanity’s conquered by an alien race somewhere in the metaverse. Their experiments in quantum computing led to pollution and the death of millions of other beings in another dimensions, somehow that’s their problem? Now these other humanoids want to see if there’s something they can do to help – perfect. I saw that on Twilight Zone … or was it Twilight?
Get a copy from your favorite or not-so-favorite bookstore – or go into a book store and fart in one aisle and then quickly move to another one. They love that.
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The Rocket – OMG, so ridiculous – this would NEVER HAPPEN in real life. Dad’s ghosting their kids, refusing to believe that a comet is going to destroy Earth? Misinformation. Kids don’t have to talk their parents into doing things, that’s just crazy talk. Old people are always the smartest, wisest people in the room – this is completely unrealistic.
Get a copy from your favorite or not-so-favorite bookstore – or go into a book store and ask ‘do you have that book by that one guy? No, the guy, the guy who wrote that thing that became a movie … you know!’ They love that.
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Foreverest – Don’t make me laugh – the bed that eats people? That’s be a joke, right? How could nanotech be re-engineered into a murder weapon, that’s never supposed to happen. And nobody tries to steal money from lottery winners – they just go off and live happily ever after! Total rip-off, nanotech is the wave of the future.
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The Battle of Victoria Crater – Whoever heard of a South African warlord retiring in peace to Mars? Nobody, that’s who. Guys like Elon Musk won’t try to take over Mars – he says he cares about the future, don’t you read? People who go to Mars aren’t going to be exploited or left to starve on the Mars surface – that’ll never happen!
Get a copy from your favorite or not-so-favorite bookstore, or just go into your bookstore and ask to use the bathroom. They love that.
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Paparazzi Therapist – Oh please, famous people have no problems at all. How can you say future boy bands will start relying on cloning technology – makes no sense. 1/5 stars.
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Planet Ugh – If aliens ever meet humans, they’ll never look at our Internet and think we’re literally the worst – how could that happen?
Get a copy from your favorite or not-so-favorite bookstore, or buy a book from a bookstore, read it in the bathroom and return it. It’s called ‘pulling a Costanza’ and everyone thinks it’s funny.
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Body Issues Bonus Wallpaper – How could body modification and biotech become like kids modding their cars? Kids don’t do stuff like that, get real!
Get a copy from your favorite or not-so-favorite bookstore – or go find a teenager and say ‘How do you do, fellow kids?’ They love that.
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Superhero Shrink: Climate Change Dr. Christopher is back with a new set of patients and a new set of problems. How will the superhero wars affect our global climate? No one is quite sure, but everyone knows that Dr. Christopher is caught in the middle.
Get a copy from your favorite or not-so-favorite bookstore – or go find someone depressed and go ‘cheer up, you need to smile more.’ They love that.
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“Okay, so like – why should I buy a stupid story from Jackson?” I dunno, it’s just a dumb dream I have, living as a self-sufficient scifi author who uses his success to help others. What can I tell you – I think writing is what I want to do for the rest of my life and maybe we can undo all the stuff we hate about mainstream scifi. Crazy, right? So yeah, it’s a stupid story … accept it, or not – I’m not your Dad. Here’s my writing partner:
“Ooh, a cat – I’ve never seen one of those before.”